Real Women Make Noise

Dear Sexually Frustrated and Repressed Women of America, 

This is my personal letter to you. There is nothing wrong with you. Put down the self help magazine that tells you,  ladies speak only when spoken to. Forget your Grandmother’s raspy voice telling you that “a whistling woman and a cackling hen, never come to a very good end.” Ignore the directions that a lady sits with only her ankles crossed.

 That growing burn in the pit of your stomach is calling you. The one that stretches past your crossed ankles and curls your painted toes is begging to be set free. How could you ignore something so potent? Please do not be distracted by the outside commentators on your life. Being a woman is not synonymous with being a prude. In fact it is quite the opposite. Women are creatures capable of limitless feelings and passionate emotions. Embrace that. Never be afraid of that yearning. Listen to it. Trust it like you do your intuition. It is rarely wrong. As long as you are being safe both physically and emotionally I see nothing wrong with following both your heart and your desire. Combining the two can only lead you to euphoria or at least one version of it.  

This maybe unconventional, maybe even discouraged, but I am tired of seeing ordinarily dynamic, boisterous women be silenced in the bedroom. Feel free to initiate events, whistle as loud as you can, and by all means uncross those ankles. Being sexually free and satisfied does not make you less of a lady, it makes you more of a woman. Feed your yearning something filling and indulgent. Above all else, keep it safe as only the real women do. 

Love always, 

Ladybird